• 1/3 of me: I wanna be fit and sexy and have a flat stomach and be lean and have lots of muscle.
  • 1/3 of me: I wanna be skinny and tiny and dainty and delicate and bony and frail and look cute in everything.
  • 1/3 of me: I wanna not give a shit about what I look like and be happy instead.
  • teacher: don't bullshit this essay
  • me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay